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Post  35005CP Sun 17 Nov 2013, 1:55 pm

Hi all,
Something for Christmas!

Enjoy! Shocked Very Happy 

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Cheers

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Post  Markh5682 Sun 17 Nov 2013, 1:59 pm

Laffs 


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Post  neanderthal Sun 17 Nov 2013, 2:47 pm

to quote a line from a very famous Movie "ain't it the truth" Boom Boom


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Post  bharrison Sun 17 Nov 2013, 4:49 pm

Laughing lol! Clapping Laffs 



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Post  j3801 Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:21 am

Damn it man, you beat me to it. lol! lol! lol!

How about this one:

Something for Christmas Srg8ol10

For those of you who may not get the joke: in the new Superman movie, Superman says that the "S" on his chest is Kryptonian for hope.
And as we all know how much of a bad a** Batman has become, his crest has come to mean you are in for a whole world of hurt.

Justin


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Post  35005CP Sun 24 Nov 2013, 9:44 pm

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to
40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are
like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
60's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'


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